About a week or so after Angela returned home from the hospital after giving birth to Jacob a Christmas gift she has ordered for me had arrived in the mail. When I returned home from work she asked if I wanted it now (in June) because she wasn't up for hauling it upstairs, hiding it and later having to deal with wrapping it. I, of course, said I would accept my gift early.

She pointed to a very long box that I found to contain two 72 inch Bessy bar clamps.

I went to work the next day and my boss was discussing a project with me, and all I could think was, "I have clamps big enough for this guy to fit in."

Perhaps I should be paying more attention at work.

Now, that has nothing to do with the items in this section. I just like that story. Come on, six foot clamps - you don't think that's cool?